Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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