fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
You're like the curious george of whores
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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