i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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