I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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