why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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