But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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