she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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