I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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