hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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