So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
