what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I need a beard to bite.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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