1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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