I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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