Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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