Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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