i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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