we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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