Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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