where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
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