yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
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I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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