I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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