It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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