Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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