Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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