why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
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