My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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