Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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