Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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