First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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