this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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