you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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