dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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