i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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