Duck Duck Cougar?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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