So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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