I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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