you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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