Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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