yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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