Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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