Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
my shit smells like andre
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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