ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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