yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Redeem this text for a blowjob
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
