She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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