Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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