Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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