I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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