Why are handjobs necessary in class?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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