So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
