So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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