We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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