Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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