Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I see more hoeing in ur future
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