just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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