I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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