So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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