He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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